What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?